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THROGDAR AM SMASH NOT-SO-DEAD THINGS

IT AM IN THROGDAR'S WORDS--PART 1

THROGDAR AM HAVING BAD DAY. THEN BAD DAY AM GET WORSE WHEN THROGDAR DRAGGED INTO PLANE-THING BY SHADOW-CREATURE. GOOD THING IS THAT THROGDAR AM HAVE GLOWING ARMOR. OTHER SHADOW-CREATURES IN PLANE-THING NOT LIKE LIGHTAND THROGDAR AM MAKE AS MUCH AS HE WANTS. THROGDAR ALSO AM TRY SMASH ONEBUT IT ONLY SEEM DAMAGED A LITTLE. HE AM TRY SMASH ’NOTHER, AND IT DIE. BUT THROGDAR AM DISAPPOINTED. THEN THROGDAR AM GET SENT TO DESERT AFTER LADY-SHADOW-CREATURE AM GET ANGRY AT PERSON WHO TRY TO KICK HER IN LADY-PARTS. LAST THING THROGDAR SEE IS LADY-SHADOW-CREATURE AM TRY TO EAT FACE OF PERSON WHO TRY TO KICK HER IN LADY PARTS. THROGDAR AM GO POOF IN WITH PEOPLE WHO AM FROM THUNDER ALES IN DESERT THEN. AM HEAD TO WAYFINDER BECAUSE AM FEELING LIKE MUST. THROGDAR AM GET TO WAYFINDER WITH THUNDER ALESWITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO WERE IN PLANE-THING *POOF*ING IN…THEN PERSON WHO TRY TO KICK LADY-SHADOW-CREATURE IN LADY PARTS POOF IN UNCONSCIOUS WITH FACE SMASHED IN WHILE THROGDAR SEE LOTS OF NOT-SO-DEAD PEOPLE START GETTING UP THAT THROGDAR AM STEP OVER TO GET TO WAYFINDER. THROGDAR AM SMASH ONE THEN RUN WHILE CLERIC-PERSON USE HOLY POWER. THEN LEAPORD-PERSON AM TURN INTO LEAPORD AND GRAB UNCONSCIOUS PERSON WHO TRIED TO KICK LADY-SHADOW-CREATURE IN LADY PARTS. WE RUN AWAY BECAUSE CLERIC-PERSON OUT OF HOLY POWER. THROGDAR AM RUN FAST, BUT NOT LEAPORD-PERSON FAST. STILL MAKE IT OUT IN TIME, BUT THEN AM HAVE TO LISTEN TO SPEECH BY PERSON THROGDAR AM NOT SEEN BEFORE.

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